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Congratulations to [livejournal.com profile] hotpoint on completing another revolution 'round the sun. That's one well-traveled kitchen appliance!

(p.s. i hope your wishlist is up to date...)
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Happiest of birthdays to everyone's favorite kitchen appliance, [livejournal.com profile] hotpoint!
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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] hotpoint!!!
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Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] hotpoint!!!
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Sleep deprivation leads to some of the most bizarre conversations...

[livejournal.com profile] loree fights the urge to address the mortgage check to 'you bloodsucking bank nazis'
[livejournal.com profile] shadowblue . o O ( no cash for you. next )
[livejournal.com profile] loree says, "and the car insurance check to 'i've never had a claim so lower my rates you canine-molesting bottom-feeders'"
[livejournal.com profile] shadowblue grins.
[livejournal.com profile] loree says, "oh, but not the yard service. they're nice people."
[livejournal.com profile] loree says, "my old cell phone carrier, or the 'sucktastic suckheads of sucktown'"
[livejournal.com profile] eeyorerin says, "i'm sensing some hostility. ;)"
[livejournal.com profile] loree nods.
[livejournal.com profile] loree says, "the credit card checks should be 'STOP STEALING MY MONEY'"
[livejournal.com profile] shadowblue grins.
[livejournal.com profile] loree says, "and the new cellular carrier should be 'i hate everyone but you so gimme free stuff'"
[livejournal.com profile] loree says, "and that has been this week's installment of 'loree's creative bill-payment.' tune in next week, when she insults the electric company, the water company, and some poor random schmuck who just happened to ring the doorbell at exactly the wrong moment."
[livejournal.com profile] eeyorerin says to [livejournal.com profile] loree, "come over and help me write my checks!"
[livejournal.com profile] hotpoint says, "Loree Q. Likescheese, To the order of Sucktastic Suckheads of Sucktown, In the quantity of Bite Me

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