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[livejournal.com profile] loree: Sancho! Sancho! Bite Daddy!
[livejournal.com profile] datavore: Sancho! Murder Mommy!
loree: Bite Daddy!
datavore: Murder Mommy!

...

datavore: What have you been putting in the laundry? 'Cause we're both wearing crankypants this morning.

LJ QOTD

Aug. 28th, 2006 04:04 pm
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Courtesy [livejournal.com profile] sirriamnis:

"ITS MY OWN LOOKOUT WHAT I PUT IN MY BODY. And that applies to chocolate, drugs or cock. Got it? Also TV, books and magazines."
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Courtesy of Something Positive:

"I hear tacky whores who can't keep their legs closed make a wonderful mulch, and you know how I've wanted a tramp garden."

gigglesnort

Oct. 5th, 2005 03:26 pm
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Memorable quotes discovered while updating tags:

Vaginas do not have corners! - [livejournal.com profile] loree, October 21, 2003
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Sometimes I write things that put really interesting images in my head:

"Cluttering up the list with unsolicited personal ads is a bit like taking
your dog to the opera -- an effective way to avoid being alone, but
wholly inappropriate for the venue."

And now I can't shake the image of sitting in an opera hall, watching La Traviata, while the guy next to me sits whispering in the ear of a Great Dane wearing a bow tie.

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