loree: (forlorn puppy)
[livejournal.com profile] loree: Sancho! Sancho! Bite Daddy!
[livejournal.com profile] datavore: Sancho! Murder Mommy!
loree: Bite Daddy!
datavore: Murder Mommy!

...

datavore: What have you been putting in the laundry? 'Cause we're both wearing crankypants this morning.

boobies!

Dec. 22nd, 2005 08:24 am
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[livejournal.com profile] rubylou and [livejournal.com profile] animimi, you'll probably get a kick out of this: A Warning to Breastfeeding Moms (no actual human nudity, probably safe for work)

gigglesnort

Oct. 5th, 2005 03:26 pm
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Memorable quotes discovered while updating tags:

Vaginas do not have corners! - [livejournal.com profile] loree, October 21, 2003
loree: (penguin)
Where are my jujubes? I can't seem to find my jujubes!

(A cookie to anybody who can tell me where that comes from.)


edit: [livejournal.com profile] callmem wins!
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You're all due for a spanking. Just wait until your father gets home!
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[livejournal.com profile] datavore: "For as much as I paid for this car, the windows should squeegee themselves when I roll them up. Or there should be a little guy in there with a chamois or something. Maybe a dinosaur."
[livejournal.com profile] loree: "It should be a monkey."
[livejournal.com profile] datavore: "You always think it should be a monkey!"
[livejournal.com profile] loree: "Hey, I'm a big fan of monkey-based technology. IN MY WORLD, THE ENTIRE ECONOMY IS MONKEY-BASED!"
[livejournal.com profile] datavore: "Your economy is monkey baste? Eww!"
loree: (penguin)
Sometimes I write things that put really interesting images in my head:

"Cluttering up the list with unsolicited personal ads is a bit like taking
your dog to the opera -- an effective way to avoid being alone, but
wholly inappropriate for the venue."

And now I can't shake the image of sitting in an opera hall, watching La Traviata, while the guy next to me sits whispering in the ear of a Great Dane wearing a bow tie.

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