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Speakeasy acquired by Best BUY!?!

Why do I hear a loud ticking noise? Oh! That must be our countdown until the time they FUCK us out of our T1 contract!
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT!?!

TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT!!?!

Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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[livejournal.com profile] eeyorerin (and other purveyors of humorous culinary abomination), have you seen the Twinkies Cookbook?

buh?

Dec. 5th, 2005 12:29 pm
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Maybe it's just the medication screwing with my taste buds, but.... Should miso soup taste sour?
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[odd noise emanating from my coworker's desk]

Loree: Jimmy, what are you doing?
James: Rotating a banana.
Loree: .....

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